unf-hans:

thelovelystonemountainsurvivor:

sun-moon-and-talia:

naughty-chekov:

I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD

Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion

mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see

TRU^^

(Source: fetchinglyfeisty)

machopie:

candiedfeline answered: i usually dont like requesting things but you should do sollux x eridan /)uou(\

1v1 me no items final destination

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

(Source: spookysage)

ribryhme:

i just want to draw clear all the time because he’s SOOOO HAPPY and its super contagious

therunawayinthetardis:

imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store

tags:
#Drops a deuce

clubsdeuce:

ground control to major tom

tags:
#Nsfw
#???
#i guess

happyds:

terrible

happyds:

Erwin your scarf is ugly

xyuwa:

sassanids:

au where erwin is a phone sex operator and levi’s just looking for some company until he falls in love with the low, deep voice down the phone line and erwin’s fallen in love with levi’s blunt way of speaking so they make plans to meet up but when they see each other…

juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

(Source: fairstrifes)

paul4allseasons:

Female Titan Makeup by Florea Flavia

lol-skin-ideas:

league-of-legends-sexy-girls:

https://www.facebook.com/loiza.chen

Popstar babes

tags:
#I love them

You’re alive, Senpai?!

(Source: winter-sebb)